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Sat, 25 Oct 2008

Tastes Like...

So I've been watching a bunch of those "competitive" cooking shows lately, and I have a suggestion. I think all the judging panels should have at least one porn star on them.

That may sound odd, but hear me out. These folks are being asked to tell the difference between food that tastes great, and food that tastes like ass. I submit that there is no segment of our society more expert in discerning the taste of ass than porn stars. Ergo, any food judging panel ought to include a porn star!

Or maybe I'm just being anal...

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